According to tmz.com, Gene Simmons has deemed Madonna “inappropriate” for the Super Bowl.
Inappropriate is an interesting word for a moral pillar like Gene Simmons to use. Let’s examine some things Mr. Simmons considers appropriate.
- Wearing a wig that makes his head look like a penis.
- Kicking Peter Chris and Ace Frehley out of KISS and then touring as the “original band.”
- This:
- Whoring his family out on a crappy reality show.
- This. What is this I don’t even…
- DISCO!
For the record, we here at NSJ Industries have no interest in seeing Madonna at the Super Bowl either, but seriously, screw Gene Simmons.